Archive for March 22nd, 2019

Christian zealot, and US official, celebrates secret media mass

Christian zealot, and US official, celebrates secret media mass

by Patrick Devlin American Secretary of State, Mufti Mike Pompeo, called a press briefing prior to his leaving on a spiritual/political/imperialist sojourn to the ‘land of the Bible’ this week, without calling upon America’s press outlets. Gothi Pompeo instead summoned a select group of the chosen to receive the good news about his plot for the spiritual and economic domination of foreign peoples and lands. The media Saltigue were brought to communion at the behest of Dastur Pompeo who determined to exile journalists who are scribes for our nation’s heathen publications, including the New York Times and the Washington Post. […]

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Iowa’s cracker King does the white nationalist thing

Iowa’s cracker King does the white nationalist thing

by Patrick Devlin Breaking news from Iowa, the land of the intolerant and ignorant: The unashamed cracker, Representative Steve King gave further demonstration to his constituents recently of his determination to continue to engage in racist tropes as he dog whistled derogatory comments negatively comparing his white voting base to people from New Orleans. Both groups are victims of catastrophic flooding. The intolerant and proud white nationalist Iowa politician told a group of red-necked constituents at a meet and greet yesterday, “We’re Iowans, and I’m always proud of our reaction to this… We go to a place like Iowa, and […]

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