Archive for March, 2019

Funny: guy who gave felonious banks trillions warns public servants that social programs are expensive

Funny: guy who gave felonious banks trillions warns public servants that social programs are expensive

By Patrick Devlin In an apparent effort to highlight one of the reasons why Americans do not have universal health care, the federal minimum wage has not been raised in ten years and a vast majority of Americans live “paycheck to paycheck”, the fabulously spendy former president Barack Obama told a group(ie) meeting of recently elected Democrats that they should dream big, but watch the pennies, as they pursue fairness and equity for all Americans and robust environmental protection as legislators. With no obvious sense of irony, the former president, who presided over gifting private banking companies that are owned […]

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Christian zealot, and US official, celebrates secret media mass

Christian zealot, and US official, celebrates secret media mass

by Patrick Devlin American Secretary of State, Mufti Mike Pompeo, called a press briefing prior to his leaving on a spiritual/political/imperialist sojourn to the ‘land of the Bible’ this week, without calling upon America’s press outlets. Gothi Pompeo instead summoned a select group of the chosen to receive the good news about his plot for the spiritual and economic domination of foreign peoples and lands. The media Saltigue were brought to communion at the behest of Dastur Pompeo who determined to exile journalists who are scribes for our nation’s heathen publications, including the New York Times and the Washington Post. […]

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Iowa’s cracker King does the white nationalist thing

Iowa’s cracker King does the white nationalist thing

by Patrick Devlin Breaking news from Iowa, the land of the intolerant and ignorant: The unashamed cracker, Representative Steve King gave further demonstration to his constituents recently of his determination to continue to engage in racist tropes as he dog whistled derogatory comments negatively comparing his white voting base to people from New Orleans. Both groups are victims of catastrophic flooding. The intolerant and proud white nationalist Iowa politician told a group of red-necked constituents at a meet and greet yesterday, “We’re Iowans, and I’m always proud of our reaction to this… We go to a place like Iowa, and […]

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Safety ain’t free, you know

Safety ain’t free, you know

by Patrick Devlin As Dotard Donnie keeps us winning, capitalists keep sinning, our rights keep thinning and planes keep spinning (out of the sky) we are reminded that, although capitalism has the awesome power to foist a dimwitted narcissistic and dangerous demagogue upon us, it can’t think about keeping us safe…unless we pay more; because – “Safety ain’t free, you know”…so sez the war-profiteering and hardly free market challenged outsized driver of oblivious commerce called Boeing. As planes get grounded on tarmacs across the globe and former passengers get permanently grounded in cemeteries, it has now been reported that Boeing’s […]

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