America decides to put Lena Dunham Up for Adoption

America decides to put Lena Dunham Up for Adoption

By Patrick Devlin After a harrowing two weeks, America’s national nightmare has ended with the adoption of the helpless pup (Lamby) abandoned by the super-important, super-influential, super-talented Lena Dunham. It has never been clarified if Ms. Dunham abandoned the homeless cur because she mistook the shelter dog for a sheep and, when she found out that the pup was actually a canine who simply needed protection by an honest, responsible and nurturing human being, she realized her mistake and decided to dump the homeless pet. Nor were the lies that Dunham told about the dog’s history retracted by the young […]

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In the US, it’s a bizarro battle between the faith skeptics and the knowledge skeptics

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By Patrick Devlin With reasonable America reeling from the breathtaking body-blows that the boorish, bigoted, ill prepared and incompetent Donald Trump regime has leveled on our body politic over the past few months, it appears that those who believe that simply de-Donalding the USA will #MAGA may be disappointed to find that the same Republicans whose voting antics brought forth #tRump’s America believe that higher education in general is a threat to our nation. In a poll recently conducted by the Pew Research Center, 58 percent of the respondents who identified as Republican said that higher education hurts our country. […]

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Adelphi brings banana republic pomp to university lacrosse games

Adelphi brings banana republic pomp to university lacrosse games

The Athletic Director and Lacrosse coach at a private university on Long Island, NY have claimed that they “were obliged” to play a campaign speech of President Donald Trump that was set to music as the college’s men’s lacrosse team entered the playing field before games Adelphi Athletic Director, Danny McCabe, cited the policy adopted by the sports team regarding ‘warm-up’ music as having been followed explicitly. The policy directs that warm-up music must not contain “vulgarity or inappropriate subject matter.” McCabe apparently did not consider the aggressive promotion of xenophobic and military themes to be either vulgar or inappropriate, […]

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Glass Ceilings, Maternal Instincts and Humanitarian War

Glass Ceilings,  Maternal Instincts and Humanitarian War

by Patrick Devlin I found out that we as a people (meaning Democratic party operatives) have finally broken through the glass ceiling with the nomination of Hillary Clinton to be their party’s candidate for president in 2016. And, we all know that America is woefully tardy when it comes to electing women candidates in primaries for presidential elections. Enlightened nations got the decades jump on the good ‘ol USA on this score – Golda Meir was the Prime Minister of Israel in the 1970’s, Margaret Thatcher was the Prime Minister of the UK in the 1980s and Angela Merkle is […]

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30 percent is not a majority

30 percent is not a majority

by Patrick Devlin Only partisans ensnared by duopoly insist that there are only 2 choices in American elections. In 2012, 57 percent of American voters voted for president. Obama won 51 percent. Romney won 48 percent. That means the president was ‘elected’ by about 30 percent of American voters. It is not my fault that the status quo legacy parties have pursued a program to discourage voting reduce voter choice and stifle democracy in our country. Recall in the mentioned election, 2012, our presidential candidates chose to not debate about: imperial war and the cost of military industrialism, the failure […]

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Torture Trending as Peccant Presidents Inspire Enhanced Interrogations by Sicko Suburbanites

Torture Trending as Peccant Presidents Inspire Enhanced Interrogations by Sicko Suburbanites

by Patrick Devlin In today’s fractured American polity, there is really only one thing that is likely to be agreed upon by all in any size gathering of citizens in the “home of the brave”: not one of us agrees with, respects, listens to, follows the lead of or considers taking the advice of the popularly elected denizens of Washington DC. Strange this consensus, as we are told by both of the corporate sponsored political parties that America is hopelessly politically fissured. Especially during an election year when citizens are riled into a state of partisan warfare by repeated media […]

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Trump-thugs: The most fabulous and violent narrow-mindedness America has ever seen (yet)

Trump-thugs: The most fabulous and violent narrow-mindedness America has ever seen (yet)

by Patrick Devlin As the bully-boy coward Donald Trump spoke at a rally at a Christian college on January 20 in Oklahoma, a gang of his middle-aged flabby thugs assaulted audience members who chose to silently protest the public event. Strangely, for this audience of self-proclaimed Christian Trump-thugs, no one mentioned the words of Jesus; “I say to you that everyone who is angry with his brother will be liable to judgment; whoever insults his brother will be liable to the council; and whoever says, ‘You fool!’ will be liable to the hell of fire.” The assaults have now become […]

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Donald Trump: America’s Fascism Whisperer

Donald Trump: America’s Fascism Whisperer

by Patrick Devlin A duo of brutish Donald Trump supporters assaulted two silent protesters at a campaign rally in Lowell, MA earlier this week to the triumphalist audience chants of “USA-USA-USA and “Trump-Trump-Trump”. The attack, a video of which has surfaced on the Internet, was aimed at two sign holding event participants who remained silent during their protest and up until their forced removal by Trump hired security personnel. One of the protestors held a sign the read, “America’s already great”. The assault was carried out by two paunchy and angry white middle aged thugs and was egged on by […]

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Won’t back down

Won’t back down

by Patrick Devlin The media has advised us that the real estate salesman candidate for president “won’t back down”. Not yesterday, today or for the foreseeable future. America’s casino condo king will continue to make bogus, bigoted and bizzaro statements – throwing red meat to the slack-jawed and sanctified, the bankrupt and bigoted – the foreclosed upon neo-fascisti. Even when news announcers take a firm tone, the real estate salesman candidate simply won’t back down. His legion of supporters remind that, speaking in generalities as he does and using dog-whistle coded language, the real estate salesman’s shtick doesn’t amount to […]

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Universal soldiers and terrestrial body counts

Universal soldiers and terrestrial body counts

by Patrick Devlin When a terror event happens scared Americans, shaken from their consumer product induced coma, often begin demanding answers. After the inhuman and insane Paris attacks many citizens, perhaps overcome with fear and anger, demanded to know how faithful Muslims could have let the attacks happen and demanded that Muslim communities take responsibility for and apologize for the attacks. This strain of fetid group think was shown in all of its intricate bigotry, know-nothingness and apoplectic xenophobia on CNN as two of its talking head news announcers aggressively demanded an apology from a member of the Parisian Muslim […]

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